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Après GnarFunny animal ski onesies
Three friends on a ski slope in banana, dino and unicorn ski onesies (concept render) AI concept render

Steezy onesies for gnarly shredding

Funny costumes. Real ski suits. $229.

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FlagshipDino Ski Onesie, studio concept render

Dino Ski Onesie

$229
  • 10K waterproof shell (target)
  • Drop-seat zip
  • Zip-off costume
Founder's pickBanana Ski Onesie, studio concept render

Banana Ski Onesie

$229
  • 10K waterproof shell (target)
  • Drop-seat zip
  • Zip-off costume
Unicorn Ski Onesie, studio concept render

Unicorn Ski Onesie

$229
  • 10K waterproof shell (target)
  • Drop-seat zip
  • Zip-off costume
10K waterproofTaped seams. Target spec, verified on samples.
Drop-seat zipLodge bathroom without the full strip.
Big ventsPits and thighs, for spring laps.
Zip-off costumeFull costume Saturday. Ski suit Tuesday.
Dino ski onesie on the slope (concept) Banana ski onesie on the slope (concept)

No more pajamas on the chairlift.

Our founder skis in costume. Every onesie he found was fleece loungewear: soaked by lap two. So we put the costume on a real ski suit.

Founder-testedOriginal designsPre-order only
Questions?

Ships by Feb 15, 2027. Or your money back.

We only make the run if enough of you pre-order. Miss the number or the date: full refund.

Not ready? Get the drop.

One email before the founding run closes. Tell us which animal you'd ski in.

I'd ski in

FAQ

Is it really waterproof and warm?
It is built like a ski suit, not a lounge onesie: target 10,000 mm waterproof / 10,000 g breathable shell, taped seams, insulated. We confirm the spec on samples before we ship.
When am I charged? What if it doesn't happen?
Not today. Reserving a spot is free. When founding pre-orders open, we'll email you first. If we don't hit the minimum or can't ship by Feb 15, 2027, you get a full refund. Cancel any time before it ships.
How does sizing work?
Unisex relaxed fit, cut to layer. XS–XXL. Between sizes? Size up. See the size guide.
Do the Toe-Bang Toppers affect my bindings?
They sit over the top of the boot shell and are designed to leave the toe and heel lugs clear. Check click-in and release, and remove them if anything interferes. They're for looks and scuffs, not in-boot toe protection.
Are these licensed characters?
No. All original designs.