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Dino Ski Onesie
$229
Founding-run pre-order · Ships by Feb 15, 2027
The flagship. Spikes, tail and a real ski shell underneath.
Waterproof, insulated one-piece. Costume zips off.
Founding run · limited
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- 10K waterproof shell, taped seams
- Insulated one-piece, no waist gap
- Two-way drop-seat zip
Technical details
- Target 10,000 mm waterproof / 10,000 g breathable shell
- Fully taped seams
- Insulated one-piece body
- Two-way drop-seat zip
- Mesh-lined pit and thigh vents
- Helmet-compatible hood
- Forearm lift-pass pocket
- Wrist gaiters and kick patches
Target spec. Verified by sample testing before we ship.
Costume layer
Zip-off dino hood with soft felt teeth, a spine of soft orange spikes, and a stubby tail. Zip it off and it is just a (loud) ski suit.
Size & fit
- Unisex relaxed fit, cut to layer
- Straight leg with boot gaiters
- Between sizes? Size up
Toe-Bang Toppers
Dino-claw Toe-Bang Toppers slip over the top of your boot shell for looks and scuff protection. Designed to leave toe and heel lugs clear. They don't prevent toe bang inside the boot.
Shipping & refunds
Founding run ships by Feb 15, 2027, free US shipping. If we miss the minimum or the date, full refund. Cancel any time before it ships.
Care
Remove the costume layer, machine wash cold with technical detergent, hang dry. Final care label after samples.
Built like a ski suit. Dressed like a dinosaur.
- 1 · Zip-off costumeZip-off dino hood with soft felt teeth, a spine of soft orange spikes, and a stubby tail.
- 2 · 10K shellTaped seams, insulated. Target spec.
- 3 · Drop-seat zipTwo-way rear zip for the lodge.
- 4 · Thigh ventsMesh-lined. Dump heat fast.
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Reviews
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