Ridiculous ski onesies
Poop Ski Onesie
$229
Free shipping to the US & Canada · Ships in limited drops
One long log of fat, puffy lumps from hood to boots. Twisted tip, giant grin, real ski suit underneath.
Waterproof, insulated one-piece. Costume zips off.
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- 10K waterproof shell, taped seams
- Insulated one-piece, no waist gap
- Two-way drop-seat zip
Technical details
- 10,000 mm waterproof / 10,000 g breathable shell
- Fully taped seams
- Insulated one-piece body
- Two-way drop-seat zip
- Mesh-lined pit and thigh vents
- Helmet-compatible hood
- Forearm lift-pass pocket
- Wrist gaiters and kick patches
Costume layer
Five fat quilted lumps with pinched creases, a twisted pointy tip on the hood, a giant cocky grin on the chest and a tapered tail at the seat. Zip it off and it is just a (loud) ski suit.
Size & fit
- Unisex relaxed fit, cut to layer
- Straight leg with boot gaiters
- Between sizes? Size up
Toe-Bang Toppers
Swirl-tip Toe-Bang Toppers slip over the top of your boot shell for looks and scuff protection. Designed to leave toe and heel lugs clear. They don't prevent toe bang inside the boot.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping to the US & Canada. Ships in limited drops; we email you before your order ships. Change your size free before it ships. Details
Care
Remove the costume layer, machine wash cold with technical detergent, hang dry.
Built like a ski suit. Dressed like a number two.
- 1 · Zip-off costumeFive fat quilted lumps with pinched creases, a twisted pointy tip on the hood, a giant cocky grin on the chest and a tapered tail at the seat.
- 2 · 10K shellTaped seams, insulated.
- 3 · Drop-seat zipTwo-way rear zip for the lodge.
- 4 · Thigh ventsMesh-lined. Dump heat fast.
